Friday, November 8, 2013

Sticker Arranging Fallacies

At one point TeamSAF™ actually made our own original stickers. This feat I accredit to Rosie O' Donnel and his conceptuál digital illustrations, the other parties involved escape me in my current state. I think I ate too many girl scout cookies™. I believe Brendan was involved. Unfortunately, the stickers that were made went faster than Ewips could get to Kiwi with an appetite for soy based foods. In other words, heads wanted to rep TeamSAF™.

So here's the dilemma; you want to make sure our name is on your bike, meanwhile the creative forces behind the team are too caught up in our manic lives to give a shit about stickers, or for that matter, anything that won't alter our consciousnesses abruptly. The simple solution is, make your own damn stickers!

Making stickers is easy baby, look, there are plenty of companies out there that make stickers using basic letter text because they can't think of anything else to do or are cheapskates. You can take advantage of this in order to make your own custom TeamSAF™ stickers with two basic tools; a knife, and your webbed fingers (Cutting board if you don't want to scratch up your moms' computer table in Bergen County). Now I know what you're thinking, how can I convert a commonly found sticker to rep my favorite team? Even SKAVENGER stickers are lacking an F!  Here is where your knife comes in handy. If you look at the way the letter E is put together, you will see that it is built off the necessary letter F (which stands for FUCK in TeamSAF™). Chop that bottom horizontal line off and boom* there's an F. Now slice off the S and A and boom. We have been doing this for years and you can too!

You can make a TeamSAF™ sticker out of anything, don't get discouraged if the lettering you desire doesn't pop out at you right away. Take this latest creation for example that we made out of these things...

A little innovation and boom...

The Cs create a slick S.
*peace to Chef, we gonna make to the islands one of these days kid!

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