Saturday, June 29, 2013

Sunday, June 23, 2013

when i think of bmx

i havent rode in months. ankle is shit. spent a week living in the woods by myself with no electricity or cellular service. ate chips and salsa for breakfast lunch and dinner. made campfires, took mad percocets, and fell asleep under the stars. i used to watch this video part all the time so now when i think of bmx i just think of this.
Ian Schwartz - Chad Shackelford System Video Part from BmxMoviesUploader on Vimeo. this girl i like had her birthday yesterday so i made her something nice. triple layer chocolate cake with chocolate mousse on lemon raspberry sauce with fresh whipped cream and coffee caviar. some molecular gastronomy shit. she's so not into me though.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Fuck Team SAF

Its all about team ftsaf now. Team fuck team saf and team segft, team save evan gallagher from trails. Seriously, soon it'll be too late if it isnt already. Cmon ev. As you can see from the below photo, the saf is still inside him somewhere. Hes just very confused and well, a total dumbass. He aint evn got no pegs!!
The rest of the team is still out riding street like we sposed ta

Doin hoodrat shit

Finding humor in the most trivial things

Loungin in teepees in high class artsy hotels with custom designed rooms that are still under construction and shit

And driving automatic cars like french montana
Fuck team fuck team saf. I just want team saf back. 

Monday, June 17, 2013

Cellar

"Yo look at that cella!
Damn i've been tryna ride a decent cella all day"

"Yeah, sick cellar"

"Dude.... How dare you"

"What?"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY IT WITH AN "AR". Do you have any idea what the true meaning of that word is?"

"But dude, you just said cellar"

"CELLA, I SAID CELLA. You cant just go around saying cellar with an AR, especially not in this neighborhood... It mad industrial... Mad cellas..."

"I dont really see the big deal yo"

"Well then, lemme spell it out for you. Back in the day "CELLARS" were not what they are today. They were forced to only serve as dark, dusty entrances to dark basements of sanitation departments and sweatshops. They watched miserable people slave away day by day making cents to an hour. Cellas these days dont even realize how lucky they are to be ridden by team SAF. After the great cella act of 2006, led by chris carter and a few other unknowing patriots, cellas all around the world are free to be enjoyed by bmx riders and skateboarders as more then just a storm door. Cellas can now be entrances to beautiful hipster lofts, and infamous dive bars, rave clubs and coffee shops. The possibilities are endless. Chris Carter and many other brave cella artists wore through many a peg to bring the cellas freedom, and that my friend, is why you NEVER refer to a cella with an AR......"

"Wow dude.... Your actually trippin'. Take a fucking nap"

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Stoopidmann

I'm actually so dumbass
On insta too
Shes single
Official shit... Taxes and all that
Snap Axle Foley
Animal jam was tight

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

seamTAF #2 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bugs.


 I found two newborn Bambi's that walked just like this

 toads great escape
 Wolf Spider under the tarp. I almost accidentally grabbed this thing twice;(:?) First after it crawled back under the tarp, then I swatted it off with a shovel... it landed on my camera bag 10 feet away, which I didn't notice until I had already picked my bag up to leave.
brewed with Oregano, Basil, Tomato, and Garlic... not bad, but the mention of it brings disgust to DeMarzos face

Monday, June 10, 2013

DONT BUY DVDS

THEYRE POISONED AND GPS TRACKER INFUSED FOR THAT EXTRA LURK..STAY AWAY,,,


sergeant ducksauce

So the homie Ji Hoon is doing his 2 years mandatory military service in korea right now. I would say goodbye but its more like see you soon. I threw this cellphone edit together in his honor. it contains ducksauce himself doing the most perfect barspin i've ever seen executed. keep a lookout for part two of his series "Stormstrike" which contains many a SAF member and mad clips from the sauce aswell. oh yeah,
BUY THE DAMN SAF VIDEO. CMON SON ITS TEN DOLLAHS, THATS LIKE A DIME OR LIKE... A COUPLE 40s DEPENDIN ON WHERE YOU LIVE AND THE ECONOMY IN YOUR AREA N SHIT. HIT MY EMAIL nic.gironda@gmail.com


Friday, June 7, 2013

pawn calm don
now, thingk charachter
refer o me, the faroh tha
scarecrow, go panhandle a dolla
follow trails into thte collar
ur gonna flail like another side
vibrate like uh chain reaction
nervous i get a patent
explioit. drive drones
hone stones, im a nominee
vassals, castles. hastle  mangeled
woopie! support for sport court is a sourt
i contort for
finanntially un proport
tionall fallical calical
positive
peanuts. free sampels dont eat campbeslls
krafts phillip morrris
morris hills
pills take um.
tie ur tie.
till the break em dawn

can we all just get along

$O.99
-rosie

Fuck you guys

For real suck my dick. Your fucking faggots

fuck teamsaf

seriously fuck team trailblahbalahblah

evan got fired

teamsaf went bankrupt

bout time

they dont even do any grinds anymore

so wack

you have that silver joint

do a joint on my board

okay ill do it

ill do a big joint

on your board

thats exactly what im doing

its done

lemme see

teamsaf word

thats perfect

pfffttt damnnn

you gotta do the whole thing

damn wheres that marker at

lemme see that

damn so did you actually go right over the five boro thing

yeah

damn i was actually trying to keep that

but what are you writing though j****

idk im pretty sick

nice

hahahaha

youll NEVER SEE ONE AGAIN

i have the final t*****

YO you completely missed the e

thats so good

wheel tag, yo lemme borrow this board

yo like i just bought this board and this is permanent

i just bought this brand new shiny skateboard for FIFTY DOLLARS

but you gave us permission

but not to fuck up everything else on there

nononnoo

he crossed out everything now its just ugly

yo evan im about to kill you

he wont argue hell just be sarcstically mocking us

just give me a wall of silver to go over

and you just drew lines over everything

dude ****** had to be crossed out

dude

Team Selling All Filmsindigitalformat

Shipping out the first couple dvds. Order one for 10 dollars just email me nic.gironda@gmail.com
Some for the hood antics homies
Blowin money fast
Couple buildings burned down right down the street

Rocket hop
 
Chillin at the airport

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Monday, June 3, 2013

SAF DVD FOR SALE

hit up Nic, nic.gironda@gmail.com
or you can just watch The Price is Wrong a bunch more
or check out Pat Quinn's latest Atowntrash masterpiece

Team Street As Farms <----------forreal

slightly alternative firewood

sellabrating another freshcellabirth

sunset afterwards forgotten

surburban archive files

suspicious activity: fortys

sometimes almost fire

'specting astorias foundation

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Team Street As Fuck



Summons in the versace case
Wallpaper
Buss it ow
Marc figuring it out
Lengthy switch jam