i havent rode in months. ankle is shit. spent a week living in the woods by myself with no electricity or cellular service. ate chips and salsa for breakfast lunch and dinner. made campfires, took mad percocets, and fell asleep under the stars. i used to watch this video part all the time so now when i think of bmx i just think of this.
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this girl i like had her birthday yesterday so i made her something nice. triple layer chocolate cake with chocolate mousse on lemon raspberry sauce with fresh whipped cream and coffee caviar. some molecular gastronomy shit. she's so not into me though.
Its all about team ftsaf now. Team fuck team saf and team segft, team save evan gallagher from trails. Seriously, soon it'll be too late if it isnt already. Cmon ev. As you can see from the below photo, the saf is still inside him somewhere. Hes just very confused and well, a total dumbass. He aint evn got no pegs!!
The rest of the team is still out riding street like we sposed ta
Doin hoodrat shit
Finding humor in the most trivial things
Loungin in teepees in high class artsy hotels with custom designed rooms that are still under construction and shit
And driving automatic cars like french montana
Fuck team fuck team saf. I just want team saf back.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY IT WITH AN "AR". Do you have any idea what the true meaning of that word is?"
"But dude, you just said cellar"
"CELLA, I SAID CELLA. You cant just go around saying cellar with an AR, especially not in this neighborhood... It mad industrial... Mad cellas..."
"I dont really see the big deal yo"
"Well then, lemme spell it out for you. Back in the day "CELLARS" were not what they are today. They were forced to only serve as dark, dusty entrances to dark basements of sanitation departments and sweatshops. They watched miserable people slave away day by day making cents to an hour. Cellas these days dont even realize how lucky they are to be ridden by team SAF. After the great cella act of 2006, led by chris carter and a few other unknowing patriots, cellas all around the world are free to be enjoyed by bmx riders and skateboarders as more then just a storm door. Cellas can now be entrances to beautiful hipster lofts, and infamous dive bars, rave clubs and coffee shops. The possibilities are endless. Chris Carter and many other brave cella artists wore through many a peg to bring the cellas freedom, and that my friend, is why you NEVER refer to a cella with an AR......"
"Wow dude.... Your actually trippin'. Take a fucking nap"
I found two newborn Bambi's that walked just like this
toads great escape
Wolf Spider under the tarp. I almost accidentally grabbed this thing twice;(:?) First after it crawled back under the tarp, then I swatted it off with a shovel... it landed on my camera bag 10 feet away, which I didn't notice until I had already picked my bag up to leave.
brewed with Oregano, Basil, Tomato, and Garlic... not bad, but the mention of it brings disgust to DeMarzos face
So the homie Ji Hoon is doing his 2 years mandatory military service in korea right now. I would say goodbye but its more like see you soon. I threw this cellphone edit together in his honor. it contains ducksauce himself doing the most perfect barspin i've ever seen executed. keep a lookout for part two of his series "Stormstrike" which contains many a SAF member and mad clips from the sauce aswell. oh yeah, BUY THE DAMN SAF VIDEO. CMON SON ITS TEN DOLLAHS, THATS LIKE A DIME OR LIKE... A COUPLE 40s DEPENDIN ON WHERE YOU LIVE AND THE ECONOMY IN YOUR AREA N SHIT. HIT MY EMAIL firstname.lastname@example.org
pawn calm don
now, thingk charachter
refer o me, the faroh tha
scarecrow, go panhandle a dolla
follow trails into thte collar
ur gonna flail like another side
vibrate like uh chain reaction
nervous i get a patent
explioit. drive drones
hone stones, im a nominee
vassals, castles. hastle mangeled
woopie! support for sport court is a sourt
i contort for
finanntially un proport
tionall fallical calical
peanuts. free sampels dont eat campbeslls
krafts phillip morrris
pills take um.
tie ur tie.
till the break em dawn