Friday, September 28, 2012

Chrix Has the SAF Mentality

or what is more commonly referred to as, The Third Eye (song via muffinman)

Chrix was out riding out in Austin when he found the S.A.F. headquarters, he relayed the info to Rob Dipotdro. To our amazement it stood for the Suburban Alcoholic Foundation... so basically teamSAF has found a suitable retirement home
Chrix Kowaleski was recently added to the Hood Antics Pro Team and for good reason. Also, I received my Hood Antics Pro Team contract in the mail a few weeks ago... more on that later

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Fear and Loathing on a Boat

The same Bobo of Bobo's Gone Wild has left to protect the globe from Evil Sea Monsters
 ready to protect our nation
after we get black out drunk
that's right bitch... GLOBAL, and we loosely define "good" so LOOK OUT TERRORISTS!!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012


Do you think Rob (better known today as Mac of Always Sunny) thought way back when he was shooting for this... "now im making commercials but one day I'll star in, and write my own hit television show"? And in that same exact moment do you also think he thought "one day teamSAFs very own Sean Tomasini will stall this same rail (3:08) to fakie??
bo-bo's gone wild from sean tomasini on Vimeo.


check out these jems from Australia

Monday, September 24, 2012

The origin of cellars.

The cellar doors were not always the cellars that we know and love today.  In fact even a professional team saf rider would not be able to recognize a prehistoric cellar. I have done a lot of research... and I have the come to conclude that cellar doors are of the reptilian class. 

Medieval cellars are crocodiles and alligators.  They swim in swamps and let birds eat off their tongues.  Steven Irwin was one of the most influential originators of cellar appreciation and study. 

In one study dun scientists found a family of alligators with nose rings in a thorn-protected marsh.  Sum guy noticed that the nose rings on the alligators was the primitive form of locks on cellar doors and most likely this is what caused most cellar doors to reside inside fences.

Cellar doors in today’s society usually have owners, unless it is an abandoned cellar. Cellars usually have a life span of 150 years.  You can usually approximate the age by examining the cracks of the paint on the cellar, and looking for rust and decay.  Cellar doors are necessary for east coast infrastructure because of the need for basements.  You know.. i believe that cellar doors could be the solution for the economy.

A cellar doors' sound is extremely distinct.  When a cellar speaks, a fellow cellar can distinguish and hear which one of its kind is saying what.  Wooden cellars usually use sonar and thump sounds, while diamond plated and metal ones splash with symbol sounds.  Scientists still cannot decipher what they are saying, because the language is so complex. 

Cellar doors are social characters.  A cellar is usually found within the vicinity of another cellar.  However it is not uncommon for a cellar to be the only prominent cellar in the area. But wait just one hilly billy seconde, idiot.  In a urban environment you step on cellars every day!  Cellars are very diverse and come in all shapes, sizes, and dimensions.  

Flat cellars are cellars, that when closed, are adjacent with the ground.  Flat cellars are the most common form of cellars because it is the most adapted for survival.  A cellar, metaphysically, avoids confrontation and never attacks, unless you initiate contact with it.  Some cellars in certain "cellar developed areas" are all flat cellars.  Cellars are devious.

However some cellars are straight up ostentatious!  For example, a bright red, flamboyant cellar is like a big tittyied sexy woman!  Small cellars, large cellars, tall cellars, short cellars, polish, jewish, african, puerto rican,  chinese cellars, whateva.   i love them all! 

Look around, cellars are everywhere. nah men.

What specimen!  Look at the zeal.

Artwork by 6, not 7, or 8.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

do you ever wonder what's in a cellar?

This chick is kinda WRAHW!

A girl hitting a wallride!?! Shits kinda WRAHW!!! Whats next? A girl hitting a cella to wallride?
but in all seriousness if that happens... teamSAF is going to have to all comarry her. Reverse morman wedding.
Accidental artsy fartsy picture I took the last time I was living in the city for a little bit, was trying to just get a pic of these obnoxiously hot bitches walking threw but this happend instead
some mysterious vandal type shit, teamSAF does not support illegal street art... get a permit you wastes of life sons of a bitches!!
Jason acted out in class so the teacher punished him... now it's hanging afront the Gir0nda Art Gallery
So basically Chris Carter killed the wallride game... more to come from my last NYC trip to the SAFhouse

Thursday, September 13, 2012

"teamsaf already IS dead" -Marc Meeuwissen

Marc Meeuwissen, a long time friend of teamSAF, has just recently left SAF for a more lucrative spot on the Shadow Conspiracy Pro Team. We wish him the best of luck in whatever he plans to take on next. From what we are hearing Marc's just now finishing up his welcome to the team edit... also, look out for the up and coming Marc Meeuwissen and Trey Jones split edit.

In other news, here are the photos from what will probably be the last teamSAF session with Marc... so many great memories, even though we're all so proud of Marc, it's still sad to see him go.
Poorly timed no footed can photo... SAF graffiti courtesy of Marcs dad
 Mike Randizizizio blurry table
Marc with a not so blurry table
 SeanT with another poorly timed photo, turndown

pallet kid blurry jump on a completly broken frame

Sunday, September 9, 2012


Mary Jane, you did so well keeping your joint plot together until you died and your sons/daughters skimped  on your death date engraving. Mary Jane... you were Streeter then Street, but not quiet the Streetest. But I'll bet you gave good dome...
 the mysterious self waxing ledge
 never eat a dustheads almond butter
 copped this out of the trash
 Carter checking out the tranny spot on his roof
 hipster ass flower pot
P.S. The blogs looking kinda gay now until Rosie makes a new background picture... stay tuned

Tuesday, September 4, 2012


Ewips been killin it for the SAF cam, look out for some fire in YHYC2, he is the best rider


(Photo cred: ewip)