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Curley sketches

Flash notes

Art class project, throwback... 10/31/03

Candy Bars

Candy Bars are the fucking best... xups are even better.



One of the best candy bars at 1:00...
also the greatest curved wall in the history of anything is at 2:14

Went fishing today with Bobo and Walt looking to catch some friends for Willy.

My Hangnail Smells Like Death

Does This Look Infected?

Mike DeMarzo SAF signature Tshirt

Have you ever wanted your own teamSAF MikeD-HippyT? I know I have. Today I'm going to give you a few useless pointers to making this bad-ass shirt. I say useless because I only made this shirt today and im not sure if the ink is going to stay though the wash or even today when I sweat. I'll probably end up with a big SAF logo inked on my chest after tonight. Eventually I hope to nigrig my own screen printing machine to mass produces these shirts.

Who is Mike DeMarzo you may ask? Well... he's the NJ hippy steeze machine mtb dirt jumping fool who'll smoke ya ass down any hill (except maybe Bustin Jigandi)... you can peep some of his style in the middle of this edit.STEP 1: Get Inspired (aka: steal ideas from things that already exist)

STEP 2: Gather materials
*Tshirt (MUST be tiedied)
*pencil/sharpie
*red/black ink
*some of your moms fine china (I chose some classic Blue Willow)

STEP 3: Trace two wheels with pencil.

STEP 4: Draw in "SAF" in pencil with the Jersey Devils horns and tail

STEP 5: First outline "SAF" in sharpie, then draw the rest of the bike in pencil and go over it in sharpie.
STEP 6: Fill in "SAF" with red ink or sharpie...

...let dry.

STEP 7: Fill in bike with black in or sharpie and let dry.


STEP 8: Go find some herbs and ride your bike... maybe read a book?

Record Keeping

So today I decided I should measure Willy Watterson and start keeping track of his growth... but first I stepped onto Bills scale, 192.4lbs. I drove to the pond and got fresh water for the tank then measured Willy. Then I dropped a deuce (not even big) and decided I should weigh myself again... 189.8lbs

hoop dreams

"Every person no matter how... big or tough they are... should always have a partner... You never wanna go on the streets alone, it's a mistake. It's just you get lonely, you'll get upset, you get beat up. Because you never can tell if someone's gonna come up from the front of you and start to get your attention and then the oh- there, n' this other dude's gonna walk up behind you and bust your fucking head... Partners are always better."

Dewayne Pomeroy: July 1967 - July 1984

"You learn how to fight, one way or another, or you disappear. I know how to fight, but I like disappearing."

Naughty Walt

Some moods of Walter and his body expressions.

Sally

abstract Walt

Chinatown Trotters, Where Are You?

1 and 1/2 ideas for the Frontstreet T-shirt contest.

Question: Will Roger Ebert be playing the Joker in the next Batman movie?

Answer: I hope so.

Harold Camping is one dumb mother fucker

This stupid ass faith having grandpa mother fucker who predicted the Rapture is now saying its going to happen in October because there was no giant earth quake on the 21st. Doesn't this idiot watch Fox News? He should have just played it off like this, "The rapture has begun! We were wrong about the earth quake... it turned out to only be volcanic activity in Iceland... and yes we were wrong about instantaneous ascension into heaven for all good Christians... but we were not wrong about the rapture! Slowly, all the good faith having Christians will die off in the most peaceful matter and go directly into Heaven between now and October... and in October there will be an earthquake and whoever is not in Heaven by then will be banished to die on earth."
Or some other bullshit like that, But no, he said he was wrong and its going to happen in October... what a delusion bastard, now what the hell is he going to say in October when NOTHING happens?

Rapture Begins 2 Days Late

So there was no world changing earthquake on Saturday, but apparently some shit did go down in Iceland. Then I woke up this morning to hear all about these twisters on the news merkin’ all types of domes and homes in Missouri. I'll bet anything these jesus freaks are going to say it's all part of the Rapture... they just misinterpreted the bible again. If not that then at least the 2012 freaks will use this as more evidence for their bullshit theory’s.

On a lighter note, my cat dosen't give a shit about the end of the world...

...and neither does Willy Waterson.

Happy Birthday Ted Kaczynski

Old Teddy was born 69 years ago today in Chicago, Illinois 60652... help take a bite out of crime. (I'll never get that out of my head.) He was too smart for his own good, and kind of a jerk... most genius's seem to be jerks.

(A bit strange I Googled the Unabomber yesterday to find any upcoming important dates as a reason to post this comic...and his birthday was only 1 day later.) Calvin and Hobbes make me extremely happy.