Directions for Impregnating Water with Fixed Air

So Matt the Mobile got pretty angry that I littered at the rich people mall last night. So being the dick that I am I proceeded to toss more garbage out of Lucis car. I tried throwing a few empty water bottles at Dino but my aim was shit. Matt got really mad and said something about calling the cops on me and doing his job, I was very stoned and confused at this point... long story short he really doesn't like people littering. So now today Im reading this article about the invention of the water bottle. This website is way to psyced on waterbottles though.