Saturday, June 4, 2011

Newest, Most Deadly STD!

New Jersey’s newest claim to fame is a wide spread toxic pubic lice epidemic. First confused with bedbugs, scientists missed this new evolution of puby lice. Now, after many deaths, the scientific and medical worlds are both acknowledging the seriousness of this problem, there really are pubic lice that can cause brain cancer. Many people believe the lice emerged from the snatches of the Rutgers University Cheerleading squad, other experts theorize the lice migrated north from even further south… yes, Snooki and all the little Snooket whore wannabe’s lurking the boardwalks of NJ… the problem is real children!

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