The 2013 SAF test. (street assessment form)

please read the directions carefully and neatly fill in your answers on the scantron sheet provided by evan gallager

1. what is the fastest way to neptune?

A. transcend space and time
B. get space ship license
c.  new jersey
D. get high on weed

2.  Which is more rational?

A. cella to ledge
B. popshuveit to front flip
C. polejam to face
D. flat ground to air


Please read the following passage and answer the following questions.

Jimmy saw a new joint on the real.  He didnt know where he was because hes never been to orange before.  Butt, he wants to alert his friend Jones that the joint is fire, fur real.  He takes a pic of it and sends it to him but the fbi traces the cord, and totally blow up the spot.  Lame!

What is Jones supposed to do?

A.  commit arson
B.  nonviolent resistance
C.  tell evan gallager
D.  get a job

What would you suggest for Jimmy.

A.  disappear
B.  tell evan gallager
B.  kick himself off team saf
D.  tell evan gallager

(FILL OUT THE SAF TEST AND POST YOUR ANSWERS IN THE COMMENTS TO SEE YOUR SAF RATING!!! -kipspringer)