Chinatown Trotters, Where Are You?

1 and 1/2 ideas for the Frontstreet T-shirt contest.

Question: Will Roger Ebert be playing the Joker in the next Batman movie?

Answer: I hope so.

Harold Camping is one dumb mother fucker

This stupid ass faith having grandpa mother fucker who predicted the Rapture is now saying its going to happen in October because there was no giant earth quake on the 21st. Doesn't this idiot watch Fox News? He should have just played it off like this, "The rapture has begun! We were wrong about the earth quake... it turned out to only be volcanic activity in Iceland... and yes we were wrong about instantaneous ascension into heaven for all good Christians... but we were not wrong about the rapture! Slowly, all the good faith having Christians will die off in the most peaceful matter and go directly into Heaven between now and October... and in October there will be an earthquake and whoever is not in Heaven by then will be banished to die on earth."
Or some other bullshit like that, But no, he said he was wrong and its going to happen in October... what a delusion bastard, now what the hell is he going to say in October when NOTHING happens?

Rapture Begins 2 Days Late

So there was no world changing earthquake on Saturday, but apparently some shit did go down in Iceland. Then I woke up this morning to hear all about these twisters on the news merkin’ all types of domes and homes in Missouri. I'll bet anything these jesus freaks are going to say it's all part of the Rapture... they just misinterpreted the bible again. If not that then at least the 2012 freaks will use this as more evidence for their bullshit theory’s.

On a lighter note, my cat dosen't give a shit about the end of the world...

...and neither does Willy Waterson.

Happy Birthday Ted Kaczynski

Old Teddy was born 69 years ago today in Chicago, Illinois 60652... help take a bite out of crime. (I'll never get that out of my head.) He was too smart for his own good, and kind of a jerk... most genius's seem to be jerks.

(A bit strange I Googled the Unabomber yesterday to find any upcoming important dates as a reason to post this comic...and his birthday was only 1 day later.) Calvin and Hobbes make me extremely happy.

Judgement Day Today?

Probably not... half a bottle of wine and a 40, no bud, no job, no money, nothing to do. I kinda wished the apocalypse would come, atleast it wouldn't be so fucking boring anymore.

http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/02/in-memoriam-hunter-s-thompson.html

I was reading some stupid AOL news article about Johnny Dept and found this awesome blog in the comments... thank god for this, it will give me one more thing to do during the day to help murder my time.

It's All Nice On Ice, Alright

STORYBOARDSn shit

Well, all's not well
But I'm told that it'll all be quite nice
You'll be drowned in boots like Mafia
But your feet will still float like Christ's
And I'll be damned
They were right
I'm drowning upside down
My feet afloat like Christ's

I'm in heaven

Trying to figure out which stack
They're going to stuff us atheists into
When Peter and his monkey laugh
And I laugh with them
I'm not sure what at
They point and say

"We'll keep you in the back
Polishing halos, baking manna and gas"

Well, some guy comes in looking a bit
Like everyone I ever seen
He moves just like Crisco disco
Breath 100% Listerine
He says looking at something else
But directing everything to me
"Every time anyone gets on their knees to pray
Well, it makes my telephone ring

^Peter^
And I'll be damned"
He said, "You were right
No one's running this whole thing"
He had a theory, too
He said that God takes care of himself
God takes care of himself
And you of you

^Heaven^
It's all nice on ice, all right
And it's not day
And it's not night
But it's all nice on ice, all right

Shits never gonna get done because im mad lazy and im hand drawing it on paper.