Saturday, February 18, 2012

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Grandfathers Books...
The Battleship Boys'
First Step Upward

^1911^
THE CRUISE OF THE DAZZLER


Exactly 95 years before I was born
Stole this joint

Now this shit is fucking interesting, General Erich von Falkenhayn recapping WWI... I can't help but wonder if Hitler ever read any of this


Friday, February 17, 2012

All... Seniors... Should... Have... Life... Alert


The extremely corny Life Alert commercial is on where a woman falls down and says something about how she can't get up, my dad says "Boy that would be great... if you fell down like that then I could have some sex"
My mom whispers something, and my dad responds quietly, "Ohh." Now they are both completely silent... clearly my dad forgot I was downstairs

Monday, February 13, 2012

team FAS

Faggy Ass Shit

What the fuck is Moonraker

Almost every morning I wake up and walk into the bathroom, followed by my cat, to drop the mornings deuce.

Then we fight