Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The Calzone Connection

Sean's been holding onto this limited "teamSAF" edition of the SKVR DVD that the man Calzone himself hooked it up with... Sean also hooked it up with an Endgame cd(George D), some socks, a snap-back, and a mostly drank bottle of booze



Monday, February 27, 2012

Saf Slim

The other day Sean...

and Mark...

went with Mr. OD and crew to Woodward to learn...


...backflips

Saturday, February 18, 2012

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Grandfathers Books...
The Battleship Boys'
First Step Upward

^1911^
THE CRUISE OF THE DAZZLER


Exactly 95 years before I was born
Stole this joint

Now this shit is fucking interesting, General Erich von Falkenhayn recapping WWI... I can't help but wonder if Hitler ever read any of this


Friday, February 17, 2012

All... Seniors... Should... Have... Life... Alert


The extremely corny Life Alert commercial is on where a woman falls down and says something about how she can't get up, my dad says "Boy that would be great... if you fell down like that then I could have some sex"
My mom whispers something, and my dad responds quietly, "Ohh." Now they are both completely silent... clearly my dad forgot I was downstairs

Monday, February 13, 2012

team FAS

Faggy Ass Shit

What the fuck is Moonraker

Almost every morning I wake up and walk into the bathroom, followed by my cat, to drop the mornings deuce.

Then we fight